from Desperate Housewives:




Rex: "Would it make you feel any better if I said I was really sorry for what i did?"

Bree: "Yes, it would... if I still felt anything for you. But as it stands, the place you used to occupy in my heart is very much empty now."

Rex: "You must still feel something for me."

Bree: "And why do you think that?"

Rex: "Oh come on, look at this. You're using the good china, freshly pressed napkins, flowers from the garden... This tray was prepared with loving care."

Bree: "Do me a favour, will you? PLEASE don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection."